Mortal Syntax: 101 Language Choices That Will Get You Clobbered by the Grammar Snobs–Even If Y ou’re Right

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Penguin Books #ad - Mortal syntax includes such chapters as: ? "i wish i was taller" ? "i am continuously watching Simpsons reruns" ? "Was it Horton that heard the Who?" Casagrande's clear and concise lessons-with entertaining titles and themes-make a potentially prickly subject go down like a spoonful of sugar. The only fun, friendly, and surefire defense against the grammar snobs Having already made a name for herself with Grammar Snobs Are Great Big Meanies, June Casagrande returns with Mortal Syntax, now in its fifth printing, taking on the 101 most frequently attacked usage choices.

Dedicating one short chapter to each, Casagrande brings her subject to life, teaching English usage through lively and amusing personal anecdotes.

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Grammar Snobs Are Great Big Meanies: A Guide to Language for Fun and Spite

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Penguin Books #ad - June casagrande knows this and has invented a whole new twist on the grammar book. What do suicidal pandas, doped-up rock stars, and a naked Pamela Anderson have in common? They’re all a heck of a lot more interesting than reading about predicate nominatives and hyphens. Grammar snobs are great big meanies is a laugh-out-loud funny collection of anecdotes and essays on grammar and punctuation, as well as hilarious critiques of the self-appointed language experts.

Chapters include:i’m writing this while naked—the oh-so steamy predicate nominativesemicolonoscopy—colons, semicolons, dashes, mime-loving, nerd-fight-inciting daggers of the damnedcasagrande delivers practical and fun language lessons not found anywhere else, Mom-and-Apple-Pie-Hating, Alex—When to Put Punctuation Inside Quotation MarksSnobbery Up with Which You Should Not Put Up—PrepositionsIs That a Dangler in Your Memo or Are You Just Glad to See Me?Hyphens—Life-Sucking, and Other Probing AnnoyancesI’ll Take "I Feel Like a Moron" for $200, demystifying the subject and taking it back from the snobs.

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It Was the Best of Sentences, It Was the Worst of Sentences: A Writer's Guide to Crafting Killer Sentences

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Ten Speed Press #ad - Your readers will thank you. From the Trade Paperback edition. The result? manuscripts that will never be published and writing careers that will never begin. With chapters on “conjunctions that kill” and “words Gone Wild, ” this lighthearted guide is perfect for anyone who’s dead serious about writing, from aspiring novelists to nonfiction writers, conscientious students to cheeky literati.

. But too many writers—and writing guides—overlook this most important unit. Great writing isn’t born, it’s built—sentence by sentence. So roll up your sleeves and prepare to craft one bold, effective sentence after another. In this wickedly humorous manual, language columnist June Casagrande uses grammar and syntax to show exactly what makes some sentences great—and other sentences suck.

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The Joy of Syntax: A Simple Guide to All the Grammar You Know You Should Know

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Ten Speed Press #ad - Language columnist june Casagrande presents a fun and breezy guide to everything a grown-up interested in grammar needs to know. When it comes to grammar, it seems like everyone—even die-hard word nerds—feel they "missed something" in school. With simple, pithy information on everything from basic parts of speech and sentence structure to usage and grammar pitfalls, this guide provides everything you need to approach grammar with confidence.

The joy of syntax picks up where sixth grade left off, providing a fresh foundation in English syntax served up by someone with an impressive record of making this otherwise inaccessible subject a true joy.

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The Best Punctuation Book, Period: A Comprehensive Guide for Every Writer, Editor, Student, and Businessperson

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Ten Speed Press #ad - At last, help has arrived. This complete reference guide from grammar columnist June Casagrande covers the basic rules of punctuation plus the finer points not addressed anywhere else, apostrophes, quotation marks, offering clear answers to perplexing questions about semicolons, periods, and more. Better yet, this is the only guide that uses handy icons to show how punctuation rules differ for book, academic, online newsletters, fiction, news, and science styles—so you can boldly switch between essays, reports, and magazine and news articles.

This handbook also features rulings from an expert “Punctuation Panel” so you can see how working pros approach sticky situations. And the second half of the book features an alphabetical master list of commonly punctuated terms worth its weight in gold, combining rulings from the major style guides and showing exactly where they differ.

Everywhere you turn, publications seem to follow different rules on everything from possessive apostrophes to hyphens to serial commas. This all-in-one reference is a quick and easy way for book, academic, mlA Modern Language Association, online, APA American Psychological Association, magazine, and business writers to look up sticky punctuation questions for all styles including AP Associated Press, and Chicago Manual of Style.

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Garner's Modern English Usage

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Oxford University Press #ad - He discourages whatever is slovenly, pretentious, or pedantic. Gmeu is the liveliest and most compulsively readable reference work for writers of our time. No other resource provides as comprehensive, reliable, and empirical a guide to current English usage. For all concerned with writing and editing, GMEU will prove invaluable as a desk reference.

Garner illustrates with actual examples, punctuation, whether in word choice, phrasing, cited with chapter and verse, syntax, all the linguistic blunders that modern writers and speakers are prone to, or pronunciation. With more than a thousand new entries and more than 2, 300 word-frequency ratios, the magisterial fourth edition of this book-now renamed Garner's Modern English Usage GMEU-reflects usage lexicography at its finest.

Garner's Modern English Usage #ad - It delights while providing instruction on skillful, persuasive, and vivid writing. Garner explains the nuances of grammar and vocabulary with thoroughness, finesse, and wit. No matter how knowledgeable you may already be, you're sure to learn from every single page of this book. Garner liberates english from two extremes: both from the hidebound "purists" who mistakenly believe that split infinitives and sentence-ending prepositions are malfeasances and from the linguistic relativists who believe that whatever people say or write must necessarily be accepted.

The judgments here are backed up not just by a lifetime of study but also by an empirical grounding in the largest linguistic corpus ever available. In this fourth edition, garner has made extensive use of corpus linguistics to include ratios of standard terms as compared against variants in modern print sources.

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Neuroanatomy for Speech Language Pathology and Audiology

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Jones & Bartlett Learning #ad - Neuroanatomy for speech language pathology and audiology will help students meet ASHA's Knowledge and Skills Acquisition learning outcome IIIB, cultural, including their biological, acoustical, neurological, which states: 'Student will demonstrate knowledge of basic human communication and swallowing processes, and developmental bases.

". It includes foundational knowledge of general neuroanatomy with a focus on neuroanatomy that is relevant to speech language pathology and audiology. This neuroanatomy text is specifically tailored to the needs of students in Communication Sciences and Disorders. The chapter on emotion will be especially relevant to those working with clients with autism spectrum disorders.

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Speech Science Primer: Physiology, Acoustics, and Perception of Speech

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Lippincott Williams & Wilkins #ad - Written in a clear, speech anatomy and physiology, reader-friendly style, Speech Science Primer serves as an introduction to speech science and covers basic information on acoustics, the acoustic analysis of speech, and speech perception. With its reader-friendly content and valuable online resources, and Perception of Speech, Speech Science Primer: Physiology, Acoustics, Sixth Edition is an ideal text for beginning speech pathology and audiology students and faculty.

. It also includes topics such as research methodology, speech motor control, and history/evolution of speech science.

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Perfect English Grammar: The Indispensable Guide to Excellent Writing and Speaking

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Zephyros Press #ad - Never be wrong: catchy examples help you remember core grammar rules sharpen your style: composition guidelines let you express yourself fully Look It Up: Seamless navigation makes it easy to find answers quickly Geek Out: Explore the tricky questions with Grant Barrett’s help Whether you’re a busy professional or on the job hunt, Perfect English Grammar makes it easier than ever to improve your grasp of grammar.

Perfect english grammar helps you clearly say what you want to say—and the best way to say it. From conjugating verbs to crafting sentences to developing your own style, Grant Barrett provides you with the tools and motivation to improve the way you communicate. Language learners of all levels can turn to this easy-to-navigate grammar guide again and again for quick and authoritative information.

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Essentials of Anatomy and Physiology for Communication Disorders

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Sin and Syntax: How to Craft Wicked Good Prose

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Three Rivers Press #ad - Discover how to: *distinguish between words that are “pearls” and words that are “potatoes” * Avoid “couch potato thinking” and “commitment phobia” when choosing verbs * Use literary devices such as onomatopoeia, professionals, and metaphor and understand what you're doing Everyone needs to know how to write stylish prose—students, alliteration, and seasoned writers alike.

A fully revised and updated edition with writing prompts and challenges in every chapterToday’s writers need more spunk than Strunk: whether it's the Great American e-mail, Madison Avenue advertising, or Grammy Award-winning rap lyrics, memorable writing must jump off the page. With its crisp, witty tone, sin and syntax covers grammar’s ground rules while revealing countless unconventional syntax secrets such as how to use—Gasp!—interjections or when to pepper your prose with slang that make for sinfully good writing.

Sin and Syntax: How to Craft Wicked Good Prose #ad - Copy veteran constance hale is on a mission to make creative communication, both the lyrical and the unlawful, an option for everyone. Whether you’re writing to sell, shock, or just sing, Sin and Syntax—now celebrating 20 years in print—is the guide you need to improve your command of the English language.

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